Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Bacon overload....for Father's Day

When we said the year of the bacon, we meant it....
Now in stock at Forsyth....everything you need for the bacon lover...

Bakon Vodka - click to read more
Bacon Chocolate - click to read more
Artisan Bacon from around the U.S.

Father's Day -- how about a bacon basket (starting at $80)!! We have 5 different Bacons in stock, Bacon Salt, Bacon Mayonaisse, Bacon Chocolate, Bakon Vodka, Bacon and Cheddar Popcorn, Bacon Puzzle, Bacon Envelopes, Bacon Pretzels, Bacon Toothpicks, Bacon so much more

Now check out these crazy items....we can make up the perfect Bacon gift basket for that bacon lover in your house.

Mr. Bacon vs. Monsieur Tofu...$9.99

Food fight! Mr. Bacon and Monsieur Tofu are fired up and ready to rumble, but only one can remain at the top of the food chain! Mr. Bacon stands 5-5/8" (14.3 cm) tall and fights for everything salty, greasy and meaty. Monsieur Tofu is 3-1/4" (8.3 cm) tall and represents all things made of coagulated soy milk. The winner gets eaten for dinner! Each vinyl figure has bendable arms and legs.

Bacon Flavored Lip Balm....$2.99

Every time you eat bacon don't you wish you could taste that cured meat flavor all day long? Well, now you can! Just carry around a tube of this Bacon Lip Balm and you can keep your lips moist and meaty around the clock. Warning: Your lips will smell like bacon, but they are not bacon. Do not bite your lips.

Bacon Stainless Steel Water Bottle....$11.99

Confound your friends and coworkers with this eye-catching water bottle. Each 8-1/2" (21.6 cm) tall, empty, stainless steel bottle advertises Bacon Squeezins featuring Mr. Bacon enjoying a refreshing drink of the delicious liquid fat! Holds 20 oz. (600 mL) of your favorite liquid refreshment

Bacon Flavored Dental Floss....$3.99

Dentists recommend flossing and we recommend bacon! Now you can improve your dental hygiene while enjoying the amazing flavor of crispy fried bacon. Is there anything bacon can't improve? Each dispenser contains 27.3 yards (25 m) of waxed floss.

Bacon Jelly Beans....$4.99 / metal tinIt's a bacon bonanza! Sixty bacon flavored jelly beans come in each bacon-shaped tin. Not quite as tasty as real bacon, but better for your arteries.

Bacon Strips Bandages....$4.99

"Ouch! That smarts! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage from Accoutrements. And if a fancy bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY!"

Funky Fresh Bacon Air Freshner...$1.99 / pkg

Bacon Air Freshener---Just say no to pine trees! Our selection of Air Fresheners features fun images and enticing aromas! Each one measures about 4" (10.2 cm) and comes with a string for hanging.

Uncle Oinker's Gummy Bacon...$4.99

"These succulent strips of Gummy Bacon are so realistic you'll want to fry some up and serve them with an egg and a side of hash browns. But please don't. Gummy Bacon should only be savored raw. Each illustrated window box contains four 20 gram slices of strawberry flavored gummy meat sealed in a plastic bag. Safe Handling instructions: Keep in a cool dry place away from sunlight, high temperatures and humidity. Do not attempt to fry or Microwave!!" :D

Bacon & Egg Bag....$6.99

Two happy friends together

"These days most people bring their own bags when they shop, but why settle for a bag that advertises the local grocery chain when you could be sporting something more stylish? And when we say stylish we mean something with illustrations of overly happy anthropomorphized breakfast food!"

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