Saturday, September 29, 2018

Canned fish from Portugal

Check these out.
In stock now at Forsyth.
(call for availability at our other locations or for transfers)

Jose Gourmet Spiced Calamari in Ragout Sauce
A squid wanted to be a painter. With eyes wide open, he would paint everything he saw. But, as soon as he was done painting, he would change colour and camouflage himself with his paintings. So no one would actually see him at his exhibitions.

Jose Gourmet Trout Fillets in Pickled Sauce
That trout would never stop: His first movement, he would swim in pure waters, the second movement, he would swim along the rivers and shores, the third movement he would climb mountains and the fourth movement…listened to Schubert.

Jose Gourmet Mackerel in Olive Oil
Tired of living the winter in the dark depths of the sea, a certain chub mackerel decided to change her destiny. Disguised as a fillet, she managed to pass by the sea-horse guards. Now she no longer shivers in fear, but shivers because of the cold.

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